Frequently Asked Questions Everything you need to know to be BOOZHE like a pro.
1. WHEN IS BOOZHE BEST CONSUMED BY? We believe BOOZHE, like bread, is best consumed the day it's baked. We recommend bagels be re-heated day of in an oven at 350F for 5 minutes, or toasted in a toaster oven or conventional oven according to preference. Savour and enjoy the BOOZHE goodness, pronto!
2. HOW DO I STORE BOOZHE? If you insist, here's a few tips to prolong stalemate pitfalls:
Bagels It's not encouraged, but you can store bagels in an airtight bag on the counter for a 1-2 days. You can preserve their day-of freshness by freezing them immediately: Upon receipt, lay on a flat surface. Using a serrated knife, carefully slice the bagel horizontally in half (so you have a top and a bottom), but only about 90-95% of the way through. Wrap in an airtight freezer bag and freeze. To revive, either split the top from the bottom and toast from frozen OR defrost, slice completely through if necessary and lightly toast in a toaster or conventional oven. Never refrigerate bagels.
Granola Store in an airtight container in a cool, dry place. Do not refrigerate granola. Depending on the quality of the container used, the granola will keep crisp for 1-2 weeks.
Schmear Refrigerate immediately and consume within 3-4 days of receipt.
Banana Bread Wrap tightly in plastic wrap and place in an airtight bag. Can be left on the counter and consumed within 1-2 days or frozen accordingly.
Cookies Place in an airtight container or airtight bag on the counter for 1-2 days.
3. DO YOU ACCEPT FLAVOUR IDEAS? Yes! We'd love to hear from you. Please e-mail BOOZHE headquarters firstname.lastname@example.org
4. AM I BOOZHE?
"Being [BOOZHE] is a lifestyle that is truly embodied within a person. It is not usually taught because it comes naturally. It is also not simply a mixture of being a diva and a basic betch, as some believe; it is something else entirely. It's a lifestyle of uber-fabulousness. [BOOZHE] people break boundaries and make a significant impact on the world. The following are things that make up and complete said bougie lifestyle:
i.) Accomplishments: This lifestyle is filled with success and predetermined goals that often become a reality. These people are usually passionate about something and often dabble in a bunch of other things because being well rounded is key. ii.) Iced Beverages: Iced coffee and tea are usually prominent in this life to keep these people succeeding. These drinks are either extremely simple or incredibly specific. iii.) Brunch: This is a religion, practiced all weekend or on lazy days, filled with [couture bagels, granola for the non-granola and haute extras], in addition to French pastries, frittatas, avocado toast, and bottomless mimosas or sparkling water in hotel restaurants. Pro tip: all the food should be organic, non-GMO, farm to table, and gluten-free for extra BOOZHEness. iv.) Travel: This is an absolute essential; this lifestyle is international and always open to new things, so travel is a necessity. Someone [BOOZHE] can usually converse in at least two languages and they travel to Europe whenever possible if they do not already own a property there. Side note: Europe is the mecca for all things BOOZHE, from accents to tea, to shopping and vacationing; one can find the best of everything. However, Asia is another huge destination for exotic foods, gorgeous sightseeing, and great beauty products. v.) Attitude & Appearance: A person of this level usually has this certain air and je ne sais quoi about them that is part intimidating, alluring, confident, bored, and carefree. These people take pride in looking good and their hair is usually spectacular. They also have an amazing walk, turn heads always, and are 100 percent silk. vi.) Sunglasses: This accessory is more than an essential; BOOZHE people are always wearing sunglasses. This includes indoors and even when it’s raining or snowing as they prevent wrinkles and glare, hide puffiness or other impurities, come in all different styles and colors, and make it easier to judge others or ignore everyone. vii.) Fashion: Luxury goods and having a sense of style is a major part of the BOOZHE lifestyle because fashion is art that helps represent and express who a person is while making one look unbelievable. In addition, these people don’t usually follow trends because they make their own and they know what looks good on them and adhering to what everyone else likes is not BOOZHE; however, if they like something they will incorporate it into their wardrobes. It will of course fit in flawlessly and they will wear it their own way. viii.) BOOZHE Consumption: Have you purchased and/or consumed BOOZHE goodness? By virtue of our own definition, you're clearly extra and have exceptional tastes. You're most definitely BOOZHE. Welcome!
The list goes on and on but generally these people stand out and appreciate everything life has to offer. That’s why they travel, become educated, and try to make a difference. Everyone can inspire and be BOOZHE by just enjoying some of the great, indulgent, and extra things that are available in the world. Also, remember that anyone can live a BOOZHE lifestyle if they so choose; however, some are just born with this certain something and always dream big and keep high standards." [Adapted from SOURCE: J.Duegaw. (July 5, 2016). Odyssey. Accessible online https://www.theodysseyonline.com/bougie-guide]
Welcome to BOOZHE Where the bagels are couture, granola is for the non-granola and anything extra is served haute.